Commonplace Book: Waiting for Godot, by Samuel Beckett
VLADIMIR: But you can’t go barefoot!
ESTRAGON: Christ did.
VLADIMIR: Christ! What has Christ to do with it? You’re not going to compare yourself to Christ!
ESTRAGON: All my life I’ve compared myself to him.
VLADIMIR: But where he lived was warm, it was dry!
ESTRAGON: Yes. And they crucified quick.