Category Archives: Joe Bob Briggs

The Radix, by Brett King @ Joe Bob Briggs

If you liked “the Da Vinci Code” or similar books involving conspiracies and ancient artifacts, “The Radix,” by Brett King may be the book for you.

Reservoir Gods by Brian Knight @ Joe Bob Briggs

Dworshak was a body of water created by the Clearwater River.  The dammed river created the reservoir that powers the town of Orofino while flooding a previously abandoned town and leaving behind tales of desecrated Indian burial grounds.  Amid this stew of history, legend and hearsay, Knight brings us a “Big Fish” tale.

Remember the one that got away?  Reservoir Gods is one of those stories.

The story centers on the lives of various individuals around Dworshak.  There is Commissioner Grant Lang, who enjoys the outdoors, camping with his underlings, and the occasional 14-year-old girl.  He’s also a bit of a sociopath.  There’s the Garbage Man, tasked with getting rid of the town’s more unseemly problems.  There’s Roger Burnham, scuba-diving the reservoir’s murky depths as something of an amateur local historian.  He wants to prove that there was a town beneath the waters.  Add an elderly gentleman, a former drug dealer who chummed around with the local militia, and a pontoon boat dubbed the Great Pumpkin, and you have the set-up for a stupendous tale of monstrous marine life.

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The Lime Works by Thomas Bernhard @ Joe Bob Briggs

Thomas Bernhard (1931–1989) was one of the twentieth century’s great prose stylists.

He belongs to the trinity of novelists who died early, the other two being W.G. Sebald and Roberto Bolano.  All three are experiencing a popular revival coupled with attention from academic and critical circles.

To understand Bernhard’s peculiar brand of fiction one has to examine his country of origin.  Austria’s intellectual and literary community minted numerous famous names in the 19th and 20th centuries.  An incomplete list would include journalist-critic Karl Kraus, philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein, psychologist Sigmund Freud, Nobel Laureate author Elfriede Jelinek, and the demagogue Adolf Hitler.  Like Kraus and Jelinek, Bernhard’s writing has black humor and a scorching criticism of the foibles and failings of Austrian culture.  “Prussia: Freedom of movement, with a muzzle.  Austria: Solitary confinement, with permission to scream.”  He also wrote, “You have to read all writers twice.  The good ones you remember, the bad ones you dismember.”

Translated from the German by Sophie Wilkins and originally published in 1970 as Das Kalkwerk, the novel centers around the murder of Mrs. Konrad by her husband.  Her murder took place in the lime works, Mr. Konrad shooting his disabled wife in her wheelchair with a Mannlicher rifle.  An insurance investigator attempts to find out why Mr. Konrad murdered his wife, learning more and more about his eccentricities, obsessions and experiments.  The unnamed insurance investigator accumulates these facts from conversations with Wieser and Fro, owners of two properties in the town of Sicking, where the Konrads lived.  The gossip and hearsay recalls William Faulkner’s short story “A Rose for Emily,” in which the town acts as the narrator, recounting the life of the resident elderly eccentric named Emily.

In addition to the unique perspective, the novel eventually unfolds in one long paragraph.  The paragraph starts on page 11 and keeps going until the book ends on page 241.  This is not your standard murder mystery or police procedural.  The murder becomes a set-up for Konrad’s opinions on government functionaries, patriotism, gender relations, private property, and many other topics.  During this long, labyrinthine journey, we discover Konrad had labored on experiments with sound.  He had prepared to write down the findings of his experiments in a work entitled The Sense of Hearing.  The work never reaches fruition.  Amidst the tedious experiments, in which he uses his wife, much to her displeasure, he tries to find the optimal conditions to begin writing his book.  Anyone who has had a severe case of writer’s block will cringe at Bernhard’s merciless depiction of artistic impotence.  While he is trying to find the perfect conditions for writing, he gets interrupted by his wife or by visitors.  It plays like a version of Fawlty Towers or The Honeymooners, two programs in which gender relations play like mortal combat.  Basil just wants to relax, Ralph Kramden just wants one get-rich scheme to work, and Konrad wants to write his blasted book.

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Internecine by David Schow @ Joe Bob Briggs

Conrad Maddox is the Vice President in charge of development for Kroeger Concepts, Ltd.

He’s an ad man who specializes in selling our dreams and desires back to us at a steep price.  On his return from a business trip, he discovers a key in his rental car.  The key belongs to a locker that contains a Halliburton-style briefcase.  The briefcase contains fake IDs, cash, a cell phone and several guns.  Conrad calls the number on the cell phone.  As they say, hilarity ensues.

David J. Schow, the Hollywood scribe who wrote Critters 3, Critters 4 and The Crow, has created a propulsive thriller filled with shoot-outs, car chases and shadowy cabals.  Imagine Don Draper from Mad Men shoved into the Seventies paranoia funhouse world of The Parallax View.  Now imagine it with jokes and observations about society that drip with cynicism and snark.

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The Beloved @ Joe Bob Briggs

There’s something rotten in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

It corrupts relationships, threatens children, drives people to murder, and leaves a wake of destruction wherever it appears.  It would be one thing if it were a hideous monster or some crazy murderer on the loose.

What if it was your boyfriend or girlfriend?  The Beloved tells the tale of Ronnie Baker and Diana Marshfield, a new couple facing resistance from Ronnie’s family.  Ronnie, a recovering drug abuser recently divorced from Cindy, met Diana online.  Now Diana has agreed to move in with Ronnie, despite never having met his family.  Once the family meets Diana, they find that she is a little off.  The family also notice her two children exude the same uncomfortable strangeness as Diana.  Having a Rottweiler named Himmler also doesn’t help.

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Dead Weight by John Francome @ Joe Bob Briggs

Phil Nicholas is a National Hunt jockey psychologically shaken after a bad fall.

The National Hunt is a popular series of steeplechase races, but Phil’s horse didn’t make it over one of the barriers, making the fall particularly nasty. He has had symptoms of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder and is seeking psychiatric help, but keeps it secret from his wife Julia, a horse trainer, and his fellow jockeys. Phil is afraid the therapy might make him appear weak.

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